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The Daily Mail. C*nts. I've just fired off a complaint to the Press Complaints Division after reading yet another article about Emily Lloyd.
Mozzies. FECK OFF!
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#7742
Posted 26 August 2012 - 01:32 PM
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the annual harley davison bank holiday weekend in baildon. hundreds of em all over the bastard village. sunday is the day they all ride out watched by hundreds and hundreds of people taking photos. idiots
had a few people ring and text me this morning. 'are you coming up for a scoop?'
am i fuck.
why would i want to go watch a load of fat middle aged accountants riding round on those ridiculously noisy machines dressing down for the weekend in the most horrendous clothes?
look at me with my ponytail and leather waiscoat. like a procession of lemmy wannabees.
wranglers and clogs?
fuck off back to cheadle.
could'nt even get to the co op for a croissant this morning. roads blocked off for the sad vermin.
nobheads
http://vidgrids.com/baildon-rally
look what they do to my village, arseholes
had a few people ring and text me this morning. 'are you coming up for a scoop?'
am i fuck.
why would i want to go watch a load of fat middle aged accountants riding round on those ridiculously noisy machines dressing down for the weekend in the most horrendous clothes?
look at me with my ponytail and leather waiscoat. like a procession of lemmy wannabees.
wranglers and clogs?
fuck off back to cheadle.
could'nt even get to the co op for a croissant this morning. roads blocked off for the sad vermin.
nobheads
http://vidgrids.com/baildon-rally
look what they do to my village, arseholes
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Posted 26 August 2012 - 05:05 PM
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danny, on 26 August 2012 - 01:32 PM, said:
the annual harley davison bank holiday weekend in baildon. hundreds of em all over the bastard village. sunday is the day they all ride out watched by hundreds and hundreds of people taking photos. idiots
had a few people ring and text me this morning. 'are you coming up for a scoop?'
am i fuck.
why would i want to go watch a load of fat middle aged accountants riding round on those ridiculously noisy machines dressing down for the weekend in the most horrendous clothes?
look at me with my ponytail and leather waiscoat. like a procession of lemmy wannabees.
wranglers and clogs?
fuck off back to cheadle.
could'nt even get to the co op for a croissant this morning. roads blocked off for the sad vermin.
nobheads
http://vidgrids.com/baildon-rally
look what they do to my village, arseholes
had a few people ring and text me this morning. 'are you coming up for a scoop?'
am i fuck.
why would i want to go watch a load of fat middle aged accountants riding round on those ridiculously noisy machines dressing down for the weekend in the most horrendous clothes?
look at me with my ponytail and leather waiscoat. like a procession of lemmy wannabees.
wranglers and clogs?
fuck off back to cheadle.
could'nt even get to the co op for a croissant this morning. roads blocked off for the sad vermin.
nobheads
http://vidgrids.com/baildon-rally
look what they do to my village, arseholes
I know exactly where your coming from Danny, know a fella who's a senior partner in an accountancy firm & he uses either his maserati or his bmw motor bike to get to work. Its grand till he gets off the bike & takes his helmet off & there's this 50 something, a couple of stone over weight, with specs, a sad tache - looks like fucking Ned Flanders off the Simpsons.
One of me oldest mates has got on a bike again after years where he dident have one, & I keep reminding him there's a tree with his name on it, & with luck he will be killed outright, its the inevitable end of all ageing bikers.
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Posted 29 August 2012 - 09:14 AM
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Johnny Vaughn presenting 606 on Radio five live.
He is an utter fucking cock, spent the whole hour interupting and desperatley trying to create 'controversy'
'Oooo, so you are saying that Spurs are a bigger club then Everton Robbie, Everon fans, what do you think of that??'
It says something when Robbie Savage sounds sane and reasonable, by the end of it he was clearly pissed of and bored with the halfwit.
He is an utter fucking cock, spent the whole hour interupting and desperatley trying to create 'controversy'
'Oooo, so you are saying that Spurs are a bigger club then Everton Robbie, Everon fans, what do you think of that??'
It says something when Robbie Savage sounds sane and reasonable, by the end of it he was clearly pissed of and bored with the halfwit.
#7745
Posted 10 September 2012 - 01:22 PM
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The coverage of the Tour of Britain on ITV 4. It was REALLY shit yesterday - cringingly amateurish. I can just envisage the tens of thousands who got out and supported the race yesterday, getting home to switch on the highlights to see how it all ended, only to switch off again after a few minutes of shaky, dissjointed footage overlaid with a monotone commentry and the odd moronic remark. Utter bollocks.
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Posted 11 September 2012 - 07:10 AM
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Red light jumpers or RLJ's as they are known. Cyclists that ignore the road rules and just plough on regardless.
Originally a London phenomenon its now increasingly prevelent in Birmingham...but its not the lycra clad boys on decent bikes that are the culprits, it seems to be the fat prats on rustheaps with high fuckin vis waistcoats that seem to think they can ignore red lights. There has been a concerted campaign in the cycling press to stamp this out, reminding riders that if we want to be treated with respect on the road then the least we can do is obey the rules...but of course these dickheads don't read the cycling press and are clearly blind anyway.
They seem to think that its safer but all they do is annoy the traffic behind which then speeds up to overtake them. One this morning found that its not as safe as he thought as my shout of 'fucking wanker' as he went past me as I was walking accross the road startled him so much he almost fell off.
Please give these cunts as much abuse as you can, they deserve it.
Originally a London phenomenon its now increasingly prevelent in Birmingham...but its not the lycra clad boys on decent bikes that are the culprits, it seems to be the fat prats on rustheaps with high fuckin vis waistcoats that seem to think they can ignore red lights. There has been a concerted campaign in the cycling press to stamp this out, reminding riders that if we want to be treated with respect on the road then the least we can do is obey the rules...but of course these dickheads don't read the cycling press and are clearly blind anyway.
They seem to think that its safer but all they do is annoy the traffic behind which then speeds up to overtake them. One this morning found that its not as safe as he thought as my shout of 'fucking wanker' as he went past me as I was walking accross the road startled him so much he almost fell off.
Please give these cunts as much abuse as you can, they deserve it.
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Posted 15 September 2012 - 11:53 AM
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piss.
i was at the top of igleborough mountain yesterday and due to a ferocious wind i pissed in my own face.
my knees or legs in general.
found it easy going up but every step down was a nightmare.
it seems broken ankles, snapped achiles, arthriitis, broken shin, broken femur, knee ligament damage, tendonitis in the left achiles, the cold, the wind and 45 years of punishment have rendered me almost spastic like at walking downhill.
i felt quite sad actually cos i love ingleborough, the three peaks etc and all the way down i just knew it was the last time. i was gutted the whole way down. literally every step and hop off a small rock was agony and instead of enjoying being out in the country i just felt depressed and sorry for myself. i should have known cos i cant even get down my steps at home on a morning properly. have to go down one at a time sideways. the cold weather fucks me too, its like i seize up. my ankles are just unmovable in a morning, takes me ages to get moving properly. twattish
i was at the top of igleborough mountain yesterday and due to a ferocious wind i pissed in my own face.
my knees or legs in general.
found it easy going up but every step down was a nightmare.
it seems broken ankles, snapped achiles, arthriitis, broken shin, broken femur, knee ligament damage, tendonitis in the left achiles, the cold, the wind and 45 years of punishment have rendered me almost spastic like at walking downhill.
i felt quite sad actually cos i love ingleborough, the three peaks etc and all the way down i just knew it was the last time. i was gutted the whole way down. literally every step and hop off a small rock was agony and instead of enjoying being out in the country i just felt depressed and sorry for myself. i should have known cos i cant even get down my steps at home on a morning properly. have to go down one at a time sideways. the cold weather fucks me too, its like i seize up. my ankles are just unmovable in a morning, takes me ages to get moving properly. twattish
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Posted 15 September 2012 - 12:25 PM
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Bodie, on 29 August 2012 - 09:14 AM, said:
Johnny Vaughn presenting 606 on Radio five live.
He is an utter fucking cock, spent the whole hour interupting and desperatley trying to create 'controversy'
'Oooo, so you are saying that Spurs are a bigger club then Everton Robbie, Everon fans, what do you think of that??'
It says something when Robbie Savage sounds sane and reasonable, by the end of it he was clearly pissed of and bored with the halfwit.
He is an utter fucking cock, spent the whole hour interupting and desperatley trying to create 'controversy'
'Oooo, so you are saying that Spurs are a bigger club then Everton Robbie, Everon fans, what do you think of that??'
It says something when Robbie Savage sounds sane and reasonable, by the end of it he was clearly pissed of and bored with the halfwit.
Made the mistake of sticking 606 on on the way home from Shrewsbury. Fucking dreadful.
Doesn't help having that rancid puss filled cock end Savage on.
#7749
Posted 15 September 2012 - 12:28 PM
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danny, on 26 August 2012 - 01:32 PM, said:
the annual harley davison bank holiday weekend in baildon. hundreds of em all over the bastard village. sunday is the day they all ride out watched by hundreds and hundreds of people taking photos. idiots
had a few people ring and text me this morning. 'are you coming up for a scoop?'
am i fuck.
why would i want to go watch a load of fat middle aged accountants riding round on those ridiculously noisy machines dressing down for the weekend in the most horrendous clothes?
look at me with my ponytail and leather waiscoat. like a procession of lemmy wannabees.
wranglers and clogs?
fuck off back to cheadle.
could'nt even get to the co op for a croissant this morning. roads blocked off for the sad vermin.
nobheads
http://vidgrids.com/baildon-rally
look what they do to my village, arseholes
had a few people ring and text me this morning. 'are you coming up for a scoop?'
am i fuck.
why would i want to go watch a load of fat middle aged accountants riding round on those ridiculously noisy machines dressing down for the weekend in the most horrendous clothes?
look at me with my ponytail and leather waiscoat. like a procession of lemmy wannabees.
wranglers and clogs?
fuck off back to cheadle.
could'nt even get to the co op for a croissant this morning. roads blocked off for the sad vermin.
nobheads
http://vidgrids.com/baildon-rally
look what they do to my village, arseholes
Post of the year.
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Posted 15 September 2012 - 03:33 PM
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Rhoobarb, on 15 September 2012 - 12:28 PM, said:
danny, on 26 August 2012 - 01:32 PM, said:
the annual harley davison bank holiday weekend in baildon. hundreds of em all over the bastard village. sunday is the day they all ride out watched by hundreds and hundreds of people taking photos. idiots
had a few people ring and text me this morning. 'are you coming up for a scoop?'
am i fuck.
why would i want to go watch a load of fat middle aged accountants riding round on those ridiculously noisy machines dressing down for the weekend in the most horrendous clothes?
look at me with my ponytail and leather waiscoat. like a procession of lemmy wannabees.
wranglers and clogs?
fuck off back to cheadle.
could'nt even get to the co op for a croissant this morning. roads blocked off for the sad vermin.
nobheads
http://vidgrids.com/baildon-rally
look what they do to my village, arseholes
had a few people ring and text me this morning. 'are you coming up for a scoop?'
am i fuck.
why would i want to go watch a load of fat middle aged accountants riding round on those ridiculously noisy machines dressing down for the weekend in the most horrendous clothes?
look at me with my ponytail and leather waiscoat. like a procession of lemmy wannabees.
wranglers and clogs?
fuck off back to cheadle.
could'nt even get to the co op for a croissant this morning. roads blocked off for the sad vermin.
nobheads
http://vidgrids.com/baildon-rally
look what they do to my village, arseholes
Post of the year.
Not as good as the one where he pissed in his own face Gary.
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 12:46 AM
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Bullies and / or bullying
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 08:26 AM
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Jeff, on 06 October 2012 - 12:46 AM, said:
Bullies and / or bullying
Did you get out of bed to post that, Jeff? You must be livid.
Tell us more, maybe we could help. Danny could throw a wheelclamp through their window.
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 11:56 AM
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Jeff, on 06 October 2012 - 12:46 AM, said:
Bullies and / or bullying
I'm sorry Jeff, I only meant giving Mick & John the extra subscription money was a bit pointless, wasent having a pop...
(there fucking touchy on here at the moment)
#7754
Posted 07 October 2012 - 02:40 PM
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missed out on glasto tickets. not happy
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Posted 10 November 2012 - 01:53 PM
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My Way - the song - always did hate it but was reminded of this the other evening by a fella doing a karaoke version, sort of club singer style- don't ask.
It was his, & the people listening & nodding wisely to the lyric's, complete lack of irony that got me, small wonder it is now the most popular song to be used at funerals.
Someone once described it as the anthem of bullies, braggarts & bullshitters the world over & I would have to agree.
It was his, & the people listening & nodding wisely to the lyric's, complete lack of irony that got me, small wonder it is now the most popular song to be used at funerals.
Someone once described it as the anthem of bullies, braggarts & bullshitters the world over & I would have to agree.
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Posted 10 November 2012 - 04:34 PM
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Getting a puncture just as you reach officially
the most furthest point away from where you parked the car.
Cycled the rest of the ride with a flatty.
Note to self: take pump, spare inner, and tools next time.
the most furthest point away from where you parked the car.
Cycled the rest of the ride with a flatty.
Note to self: take pump, spare inner, and tools next time.
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Posted 10 November 2012 - 04:47 PM
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November - the month: well it's dark, dank,dreary, dismal & claustrophobic & the annual "heating oil" issue can no longer be ignored.
Its also the only month that scares me - bad shit has always happened my family in November & this is going back generations, a truly evil 30 days.
Its also the only month that scares me - bad shit has always happened my family in November & this is going back generations, a truly evil 30 days.
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Posted 10 November 2012 - 04:58 PM
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Richie irish, on 10 November 2012 - 04:47 PM, said:
November - the month: well it's dark, dank,dreary, dismal & claustrophobic & the annual "heating oil" issue can no longer be ignored.
Its also the only month that scares me - bad shit has always happened my family in November & this is going back generations, a truly evil 30 days.
Its also the only month that scares me - bad shit has always happened my family in November & this is going back generations, a truly evil 30 days.
only 20 to go richie. you'll breeze it mate, luck can change
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Posted 10 November 2012 - 06:17 PM
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danny, on 10 November 2012 - 04:58 PM, said:
Richie irish, on 10 November 2012 - 04:47 PM, said:
November - the month: well it's dark, dank,dreary, dismal & claustrophobic & the annual "heating oil" issue can no longer be ignored.
Its also the only month that scares me - bad shit has always happened my family in November & this is going back generations, a truly evil 30 days.
Its also the only month that scares me - bad shit has always happened my family in November & this is going back generations, a truly evil 30 days.
only 20 to go richie. you'll breeze it mate, luck can change
Danny it was me Ma put me wise to it, told me the whole sorry history - always hated November & then you know what, she died in November
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was after vermin this morning (no, not hunting the local Glasgow Rangers supporters - but there's an idea for next week) but the furry kind who had recently moved into my loft.
Went up to see what my traps had got (to be honest they freak me out, despite what I let on to everyone) & I was armed to the teeth.
But there was just one very dead but perfect little mouse & I felt really bad - all the fucking size of it - all these years of nice clean living I'd forgotten how small they are.
Having said that, dident stop me resetting all the traps.
Went up to see what my traps had got (to be honest they freak me out, despite what I let on to everyone) & I was armed to the teeth.
But there was just one very dead but perfect little mouse & I felt really bad - all the fucking size of it - all these years of nice clean living I'd forgotten how small they are.
Having said that, dident stop me resetting all the traps.
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