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[graeme]

what a bunch of tarts...unbelievable.................

[nutley]

Yoko Ono

[Gratollini]

The potential of getting flooded with all this fucking rain.
Forest being shite.
Driving home from work at 40mph all the way because some people can't drive in the dark.
Radio One - Chris Moyles especially. It's all right when you've got a script isn't it Chris? Not so good when you're on the likes of Never Mind The Buzzcocks and outed as an unfunny twat.

[Bodie]

Tarts come in packets, not bunches....

[Johnny99]

Cold Cheese and Onion Pies - Hollands.

[graeme]

not round here.......................there is a very sisnister undercurrent at the moment...and i for one am very suspicious...................

[Finnan]

FRANK LUMPARD

[Hong Kong Phooey]

The Northern Line
Students
People who shout for no reason
Hangovers

[kev_mac]

so: 4x4 haters - what's yer issue?

I'm very happy with mine: nice and high driving position (great visibility); big enough so people (wagons, boy racers) can see me coming (important with the baby in the back); fits plenty of people & kit in; nice bit of welly when you need it (c.f. when driving in company of trucks and other idiots); oh, and can green-lane with the best of them (so driving over to Kimmeridge to pick up lobsters on the w/e is 2 miles, not 7)

its no bigger than yer average estate; and no more fuel-hungry than a "hot-hatch"

Just asking, cos this anti-4x4 thing is seemingly becoming "generally accepted": unjustifiably so, I'd contest

now if its those who drive them you're talking about: well on the basis of a couple of hundred motorway miles each week, how about the drivers of 90% of BMW's, and 75% Ford Focii drivers, for kick off (or is that just cos they've got a 4x4 issue?). Oh, and everyone who lives in Ringwood (near the New Forest); and Corfe Mullen (East Dorset).

[Johnny99]

I like em Kev....I'd have one if I was loaded, the VW Touran or those slightly smaller X4 beamers....the beefed up Volvo estates are sound too with the Raised Suspension, the posh bird from Location Location Location steams round in one....



Shes sound arl Kirsty

[Lucy]

I fucking knew it! I make a joke about throwing a sicky and now my throat is like sandpaper, I'm coughing like a 40 regal a day queen and my head is pounding. Not pleased, I have an acoustic gig on Thursday re-arranged from last month because I was dying on me arse and could hardly speak, never mind sing. Fuck fuck fuck.

4x4s and their drivers don't bother me unless they're tiny little women who can't handle them because they can't reach the pedals properly. Quite frankly, they're a danger on the road - just get over your inferiority complex and buy something more suitable. Jeez, it's only a car, keeps you dry in the rain for getting to work. That's it!

[Rhoobarb]

Rain
Shit Indie Bands
Darkness
The Darkness
"Reality" TV
Boy/Girl bands
Wanky TV
Being Skint
Jamie "Fucking" Oliver
Celebrity Chefs
Anyone who's famous but has no talent
Dubya
Jeff*
My PC at work
Advisors who still can't fucking ID customers properly or ask if there's anything else they can do for the customer**
Chavs
Scallies
The prick next door


* Only joking fella

** Sorry slipped into work mode there

[steve keogh]

Hitting 40 in a couple of weeks.
The Party!
Being dropped from the Sunday team for the Managers brother in law.
Young Forwards trying to rip the piss out of me on a Sunday.
Having to Kick lumps out if young forwards.
Still not getting why me mates love - The Beach Boys, Dylan Johnny Cash
The missus complaining about the intro to a track on a compilation, then after another 10 seconds saying "Oh I love this song"
Spurs doing well the year I can't afford a season ticket!!

[Torchomatic]

Hitting 40 a couple of weeks ago
Ocean Finance adverts
Friends (the TV show, that is)
The X Factor
Children in libraries

[jaydee]

Babies with earrings!

[Johnny99]

scalding the roof of yer mouth with hot cheese cos your greedy and can't wait to eat your pizza.
Milk
That fella off Watchdog
Lost (the program)
Rice Pudding/Semolina etc.
alcopops
Rye Bread - Pumpernickle
Elaine Paige
Sandra Dickinson
Harry Hill
poor quality serated edges on cling film boxes

[Torchomatic]

kev_mac, on Nov 8 2005, 04:03 PM, said:

so: 4x4 haters - what's yer issue?

I'm very happy with mine: nice and high driving position (great visibility); big enough so people (wagons, boy racers) can see me coming (important with the baby in the back); fits plenty of people & kit in; nice bit of welly when you need it (c.f. when driving in company of trucks and other idiots); oh, and can green-lane with the best of them (so driving over to Kimmeridge to pick up lobsters on the w/e is 2 miles, not 7)

its no bigger than yer average estate; and no more fuel-hungry than a "hot-hatch"

Just asking, cos this anti-4x4 thing is seemingly becoming "generally accepted": unjustifiably so, I'd contest

now if its those who drive them you're talking about: well on the basis of a couple of hundred motorway miles each week, how about the drivers of 90% of BMW's, and 75% Ford Focii drivers, for kick off (or is that just cos they've got a 4x4 issue?). Oh, and everyone who lives in Ringwood (near the New Forest); and Corfe Mullen (East Dorset).

What fucks me off is trying to get to work in the morning. I have to travel from Warwick to Leamington everyday. I, unfortunately, have to go back Warwick School - very posh. It seems that every single child is taken to school by mummy in a 4X4 and it drives me mad! It takes me half an hour - even on a scooter - to travel three miles. I find that I'm a really discourteous rider (and sometimes driver) where 4X4's are concerned, I never let them into traffic flow...

When Warwick School is closed for half-terms and that it takes me ten minutes to get there.

I also live on a "pleasant valley sunday" new estate. I know I'm biased here, but nine times out of ten, 4X4 drivers are complete tossers. Kev is the tenth, of course!

[Torchomatic]

[Jeff]

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Shes sound arl Kirsty


She's great that one: doesn't dig blokes, though, apparently [/QUOTE]
Really?! Sarah Beeny, perhaps. Now, there's a thought. [/quote]
Sarah Beeny always looks as if shes been dragged through a hedge backwards.

[Johnny99]

I thought Kirsty liked fellas....

gutted