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[Torchomatic]

My iPod (90 mins battery time if I'm lucky)
Coventry City (Pile of something or other)
The next door neighbour's dog who chased our cat last night
The dustbinmen for spilling most of my rubbish on the floor this morning
Anyone who drives a 4X4

[nutley]

The dark nights / mornings
Loads of rain
Worrying about my pregnant wife
Fireworks turning the dog into a quivering wreck for 2 solid weeks
Worrying about money
Kaiser fucking Chiefs

[somethinglikeyou]

cats who shit in my garden and pee on my door
naughty starlings who steal the food I've left out for tits, sparrows and robins
twatty cyclists with no road sense
definitely 4x4 drivers

[nutley]

with you on the chelsea tractors..

[Torchomatic]

nutley, on Nov 8 2005, 09:01 AM, said:

The dark nights / mornings
Loads of rain
Worrying about my pregnant wife
Fireworks turning the dog into a quivering wreck for 2 solid weeks
Worrying about money
Kaiser fucking Chiefs

Rain is a right bastard when you're on a scooter. I hate it this time of year.

[Torchomatic]

I worry about Mrs Shacknet's condition too.

[somethinglikeyou]

shacknet, on Nov 8 2005, 09:13 AM, said:

Rain is a right bastard when you're on a scooter. I hate it this time of year.

[Lucy]

It's not a condition, it's a pregnancy. We do it all the time. We'll puke a lot and shout at you and have cravings for the most bizarre things and hate the things we normally love and then we'll pop out this little bundle of joy that will make us both forget the horrors of the pregnancy. (That's when the real worry begins!!).

Oh, and congrats to both of you

I'm not hating an awful lot right now, I'm in full on cheesy happy mode. I even smiled walking home in the rain last night listening to Placebo's Black Market Music.

[graeme]

not bein in the soulseekers
the uncertainty surroundin my ability in 5 a side tonight


fuck is that it..how lucky am i.............

[Torchomatic]

Lucy, on Nov 8 2005, 10:05 AM, said:

and shout at you...

Oh, and congrats to both of you

I'm not hating an awful lot right now, I'm in full on cheesy happy mode. I even smiled walking home in the rain last night listening to Placebo's Black Market Music.

She does that anyway.

Thanks for the congrats. I'm scared...

[somethinglikeyou]

shacknet, on Nov 8 2005, 11:01 AM, said:

Thanks for the congrats. I'm scared...

I think that admission means you're gonna be a great Dad

[go-between]

Enjoy playing with the Korg 'cus you wont get a chance when the baby comes mate! and you wont want to either, best thing ever, good luck.

[Johnny99]

X Factor
Work
Kaiser Chiefs
Houses that are on the market stating they are 3 bedrooms, when they are actually 2 bedrooms and a fuckin cupboard, (it used to be 4 beds, well 3 and a cupboard, but the fuckers wanted a bigger bathroom).
Traffic Jams
James (simpering fucker) Blunt
Terrorists

[Paul]

Riiiiiight...

King of the fuckwits: Rio Ferdinand
Terry Wogan (not funny)
Shit indie bands (pretty much everything on MTV2)
...in fact all the music channels on Sky can fuck off....
...and daytime radio
...and evening radio.
...except Radio 5 and Radio 2 when Wogan is not on.
Winter
Rain
Idiots who crack on like like it's 'hooray for everything'
Slugs/Snails
Football fans who talk about nothing else yet remain utterly clueless.
Sky News
ITV News
Blokes with a massive gold sleepers in each ear (like pirates...in cheap sportswear.)
Little Britain
Charles and Camilla on tour
People who say 'mint'

[Jeff]

Hems of jeans dangling in puddles then making mucky marks on the hall carpet.
Walking around the house with jeans rolled up (see above)
Dark mornings
rain on glasses
lack of decent butty shops in Wythenshawe
people getting excited about works xmas do's in November
Shops thinking it is Christmas already
The rattley exhaust on my car
the TWO slow punctures on my car
trying to get put of bed after the central heating has come on

[graeme]

Paul, on Nov 8 2005, 11:57 AM, said:

Riiiiiight...

King of the fuckwits: Rio Ferdinand
Terry Wogan (not funny)
Shit indie bands (pretty much everything on MTV2)
...in fact all the music channels on Sky can fuck off....
...and daytime radio
...and evening radio.
...except Radio 5 and Radio 2 when Wogan is not on.
Winter
Rain
Idiots who crack on like like it's 'hooray for everything'
Slugs/Snails
Football fans who talk about nothing else yet remain utterly clueless.
Sky News
ITV News
Blokes with a massive gold sleepers in each ear (like pirates...in cheap sportswear.)
Little Britain
Charles and Camilla on tour
People who say 'mint'

phew we got of light there................

[Paul]

Made myself stop

[Bodie]

Every time I open a newspaper or mag a pile of unwanted crap offering me things that I don't need falls out.

Christmas - already.

Television in general.

The fact that the Villa only have 9 points.

Training courses

The pain in my left kneee that means that I can't go running at the moment so I'm feeling full of pent up aggresion about the above.

The fact that my new boss earns £10k more than me and keeps pulling doors marked push.

Fuck me, I could be here all afternoon.....

[Lucy]

Bodie, on Nov 8 2005, 11:35 AM, said:

Fuck me, I could be here all afternoon.....

Steady there fella, that sounds like you're making an offer and with a couple of the chaps confessing that they're actually women who knows what might happen.

[Bodie]

The shoe thing was a bit worrying but I do have some sympathy.

I bought a nice new Mac (coat) recently but only wear my old one if it looks like rain as I don't wan't to get my new waterproof one wet.

and you think women are complicated.....